Pajama Palooza Potables
Pillow Fight
If you don’t order this by saying “Let’s have a pillow fight”, your bartender will be obliged to hit you with the official Palooza pillow.
Snowball To the Face
You’ve just been hit by a snowball. Your mom has called you back inside to dry you off and clean you up. Then she hands you that mug of warm Ovaltine/hot cocoa and you take that first warm sip. This drink is that first sip.
Teletubbie
I bet you didn’t know that there was a drink that goes along with Tubby Custard did you? I traveled to the Tubbytronic Superdome (actual name) and asked Dipsy (clearly the player of the troupe) about it. He told me this is how he gets into Laa-Laa’s tubby pants.
Power Ranger
When the drink is lit on fire it’s morphin time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber-toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! Now it’s your turn to morph into “fun guy”, or “party time girl” or “that vomiting mess outside the cabana”. GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
Cap’n Crunch Shooter
Taste the drink created specifically for the Polar Palooza again for the first time.
** Milo & Otis’ Surprise **
A new twist on a New Year’s favorite. Let the flavor bring you back in time to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. And maybe this time at midnight you won’t end up watching some stranger’s balls drop onto your chin.
Pillow Fight
If you don’t order this by saying “Let’s have a pillow fight”, your bartender will be obliged to hit you with the official Palooza pillow.
Snowball To the Face
You’ve just been hit by a snowball. Your mom has called you back inside to dry you off and clean you up. Then she hands you that mug of warm Ovaltine/hot cocoa and you take that first warm sip. This drink is that first sip.
Teletubbie
I bet you didn’t know that there was a drink that goes along with Tubby Custard did you? I traveled to the Tubbytronic Superdome (actual name) and asked Dipsy (clearly the player of the troupe) about it. He told me this is how he gets into Laa-Laa’s tubby pants.
Power Ranger
When the drink is lit on fire it’s morphin time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber-toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! Now it’s your turn to morph into “fun guy”, or “party time girl” or “that vomiting mess outside the cabana”. GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
Cap’n Crunch Shooter
Taste the drink created specifically for the Polar Palooza again for the first time.
** Milo & Otis’ Surprise **
A new twist on a New Year’s favorite. Let the flavor bring you back in time to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. And maybe this time at midnight you won’t end up watching some stranger’s balls drop onto your chin.
Tropical Drinks
2. Luau-Tastes like a little bit of Hawaii. You’ll
swear you can hear Don Ho right as you swallow.
3. Saltwater
Cowboy-Bright green and just a
bit cloudy like algae on the local fishing hole.
Modern Drinks
4. Bantha Milk- This drink is served at the Famous Tatooine
Bed & Breakfast Aunt Beru’s Homestead of Warmth.
5. Elvis
Presley-“The Kings” favorite
sandwich made into a drink. ::not to be
enjoyed in the bathroom::
6. Kimtastrophy- Created by a Kim for Kim’s all across the
world to get trashed by.
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Dessert Drinks
1. German
Chocolate Cake-No relation to
the German people. The creator’s last name was German. The actual cake will be
served at TH2.6. Thanksgiving 2 REPRESENT!
2.
Tiramisu-A
soft, light Italian dessert made sneaky yet tasty. Not funny, just that
freaking good.
3.
Wedding Cake-A
wedding cake in a glass. You don’t have to wear white, buy a ring or pretend to
be a virgin for your date. Although, if you get your date to have enough of
these you’ll definitely get “a piece”.
Sexy Drinks
1. Happily Ever
After-Start your fairy tale
tonight. Perhaps you’ll remember how you ended up in a bed with 7 short men and
why your hands smell like “ The Little Mermaid”.
2. Passionate
Screw-Drink it slow, then
fast, then slow again right as your about to finish it.
3. Slimy C*n*-I just want people to order this one. I find
it amusing.
Classics
Absinthe
The magical green fairy of myth and
legend. It doesn’t cause hallucinations or visions but it is has a creamy
mouth-feel, and hints of herbs, anise and licorice flavors. Like Crest, but
more Bohemian.
Classic Margarita
Close your eyes & go back in time
for a moment to 1997. Now imagine you’re in Chi-Chi’s cantina listening to bad
karaoke while you wait for your table. Can you smell the salsa and hear the sizzle
of the fajitas?
Classic Martini
Simple, subtle & the most popular
drink from Polar Palooza 2. Make sure to try both versions this year or be
adventurous and try both traditional versions or be a lush and try all of the
infused vodkas too.
Treasure
Shots
We found them
somewhere dark and mysterious. Now we’ll share the wealth with you.
Corn Whiskey-Legally made Moonshine. Tell your friends you finally
got to try it, and you don’t have to worry about going blind or dying. (I know
this isn’t as big a deal as it used to be, but come on. Live a little and
pretend you’re a hillbilly in pajamas.
Brennivin-Iceland’s
signature liquor. Now you can have something in common with Ralph Wiggum.
Imagine a licorice stick that’s on fire and being fed to you by a giant blonde
Viking warrior. Taste the burning!
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